Britney, Sans Car

Now this one is just... shocking. Seriously. It isn't shocking because of what happened or the very nature of it or anything like that, it's just shocking that it happened at all:

Police impounded Britney Spears' car because she abandoned it Monday night after she had a flat tire!

Now, think about that:

1. Britney Spears
2. Flat Tire
3. Abandoned Car

I mean... she's honestly nuts, y'all. She's truly insane, isn't she?

Dang, y'all.