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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Lawyer Confirms Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Gene Simmons' lawyer has confirmed that the man appearing in a sex tape is, in fact, Gene Simmons.

His lawyer sent a cease and desist letter to the owners of a website that appeared Tuesday, claiming all sorts of reasons for them to remove the video, including KISS licensing infringements.

While The Rundown cannot link to the video, nor the bios, nor really any sites that have anything to do with this because The Rundown is not an adult blog and The Weirding is not an adult site, I have seen portions of the video.

First of all, the God of Thunder is definitely guilty of exaggeration; while he certainly has nothing to be embarrassed over, I don't think you will be hearing much more of his Plaster Caster braggadocio. Further, the chick is an adult "model" (read: working whore) who has apparently at least performed solo-action previous to this "hardcore" appearance. Lastly, this is an awful sex video; nothing hot about it at all.

This is the first I've heard about it and, for no real reason other than that I couldn't think of anything else to listen to, I was rocking-out to KISS videos on YouTube just last night!

I am not sure that porno-related prescience would have been my superpower of choice. But hey, you work with what you got - right, Gene?

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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