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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Paris, So Famished

I know. I shouldn't be making fun of such a serious situation, but come on. Paris Hilton has been mocking everyone since she first got on camera. Now, I don't know how the hell she first got on camera, but I know how she managed to work that camera to promote herself.

This is the reason I'm so "on the fence" about pornography:
  1. I don't think sex is a bad thing
  2. I don't think that watching other people have sex is a bad thing
  3. I don't think that making money is a bad thing
  4. I think making money off of sex isn't such a good thing
  5. I think that other people making money off of people having sex is a bad thing
  6. I think that hiding cameras is a bad thing
  7. I think ambushing people and "calling them out" is a bad thing
I may not be the prettiest spoon in the drawer, but I may be the sharpest. Wait. Something like that.

ANYhoo, reports have it that Paris Hilton is so upset about "the possibility" of going to jail that she "can't eat."

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait.

Yeah, that's... I'm done.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh please, if that girl ate a stock of celery, she'd blow up like a balloon.

I'm sorry, but I think a little stint in jail will do her good. She can add it to her list of "Places she's graced with her presence".

Anyway, love the post.

Manodogs said...

What in the world made you think about celery?

Anonymous said...

I don't know, it just came to me. Sorry, that post was written on little sleep and lots of wine. LOL

LOL, I just love this blog.

Manodogs said...

Thanks!

We do have fun here, don't we?