Lindsay

I was reminded earlier about how Lindsay Lohan had appeared in a favorite movie of mine. I didn't mean so much to tease her about being in my closet.

Lindsay Lohan appeared alongside Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, and Woody Harrelson in Robert Altman's last moving picture show: a little backstage peek at a little radio show I love. I'm not sure she knew what she was doing, but it's more than enough to make her a star.

I make fun of you, Lindsay Lohan, because I want to have sex with you.

If that's bad, I don't want to be right.