Nothing on TV, Nothing to Do

You know, one of the things about being in a small town is that no one really takes the right things seriously enough. Pretty much everything was closed today except the bank (of course), and I hope like heck I didn't bounce a check! I deposited money in there yesterday, so I shouldn't have... but this bank keeps such odd hours, that I couldn't say for sure and I'm afraid to look.

Anyway, remember Mary Catherine Gallagher from SNL? I had the misfortune of suffering through the movie, Superstar, earlier. Let me just say this about that: Molly Shannon owes me at least a drink for the two hours of my life she took from me! A movie has to be damned bad to make even Harland Williams unfunny... that spaceman movie he did was pretty bad, but it at least had a few laugh-out-loud moments ("Wasn't me!"). I didn't even crack a smile at Superstar.

I know how cliche it is to say it, but there's a reason it's cliched, and I have to say it: 999 channels and there is absolutely nothing on! Makes you mad.

If it weren't for BBCA and IFC, I would cancel my top-tier cable and just go for basic.

I never did get to spend the day reading comics like I'd hoped. It really is a T-Day tradition for me, like watching MST3K (which I also missed). At least I got to hang out with really sexy party chicks almost literally half my age... even if they did end up stealing my shit. I can replace a couple packs of smokes.

I am probably going to pull out the old comic books right now, in fact. There's nothing even coming on TV tonight...