Here's an entire list of reasons why Hex rocks.
- If you only saw the first series marathon tonight on the BBCA, you should know that not only were some things cut, they showed them out of order from which they originally appeared Across The Pond. From what I've heard, it worked better over here.
- Cassie is hot.
- Thelma is hot.
- Ella is hot.
- Troy is hot.
- Azazeal is a bad, bad man.
- Anything to do with Egyptology or Egyptologists is hot.
- Thelma wearing a red rose on her "owie" is so Kabuki.
- Possessed people get laid a lot.
- Leon is hot.
- Roxanne is hot.
- Shitty cars are funny. England is awash in shitty vehicles. They call them "autos," and that is funny, too.
- The words, "nutter" (crazy), "manky" (wonky), and "reckon" (same as Down South) are funny.
- Possessed girls act like most of the girls I've dated. Whether you're laughing with me or at me, it's funny. This is not self-deprecating; it's a life-lesson I needed to learn.
- Casual mentions of Auschwitz are funny. It's like saying, "I'm starving," when you are actually overweight. That's funny.
- The SFX rock harder than a hardcore club with a headlining band at 2 AM.
- "Vodka straight" is heavy.
- Sex in "manky" clubs without serious repercussions is hot.
- Sex in alleyways without serious repercussions is hot.
- Sex with demons without serious repercussions looks hot.
- Candles are hot. When they're on fire!
- Entire sequences awash in primary colors are hot. Even if they are awash in Secondary colors, too.
- 10-hour marathons are cool.
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