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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Brit-Brit's Scandalous Nature Revealed?

While sources within the Britney Spears camp were busy denying allegations that she'd been put on suicide watch in rehab, her former sister-in-law told the press that Spears' drugs of choice were cocaine and ecstasy. Proving, once again, that the only thing that kept Britney Spears and I from consummating what surely would have been a tepid relationship at best is age. And money. And fame. And distance. But other than that, nothing.

Sources called the suicide watch reports cruel and totally false, but no word has come from the camp following the former sister-in-law's announcement concerning Brit-Brit's drugs of choice. Without being too cynical, a lot has been made of Britney's promiscuity and overtly sexual behavior -- especially of late -- and her drugs of choice are the same drugs so popular amongst women of a certain industry which involves clubs, promiscuity, and overtly sexual behavior. No, not pop music.

Without overstepping my boundaries, I think it safe to predict at least one turn in Playboy within the next few years, likely to be followed by yet another round in rehab. I also wonder if police will be interviewing her in conjunction with Anna Nichole's death. I'm just saying, there exists the slightest possibility that professional rivalry might have gotten out of hand.

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