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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Keith Richard's Dad's Ashes Blown Into Space

That soft space between his ears, that is. I said it: Keith Richards has told reporters that he mixed his dad's ashes with "some blow" and snorted him. He said he "went down pretty well." Richards' manager said he meant the whole thing in jest, but the reporter to whom Richards told the story said he felt he was being quite honest and that, "in Keith Richards' world, that is probably doing his dad a fair bit of honor."

Richards also cleared up reports about his falling out of a tree which lead to his needing brain surgery, saying that he actually fell out of a shrub. He said the surgery was great for his doctor, who got to see his thoughts...

Kids? Really: just say no. Really.

1 comment:

Manodogs said...

Richards has denied actually snorting his father's ashes. He claims that he actually planted trees instead and said he wouldn't take cocaine at this point in his life unless he wanted to commit suicide. I believe him.

Once again, the media is so hungry to create the news as opposed to reporting it that I think the guy who wrote this piece saw a great way to get his newspiece out into the mainstream and stir up some poo.

Way to go yet again, media. At least you've reminded everyone that not only can you not take a joke, but that you are nothing more than a bunch of opportunists who will do basically anything to get ahead.