Define: X "Box"

A 13-year old boy stole his daddy's credit card and went on a little spree - to the tune of $30,000! It might have gone on a little longer, were it not for his purchase of a couple hookers and his penchant for Xbox:

Ralph Hardy stole Daddy's credit card and checked into a hotel. He ordered him up some hookers and told them he was a midget traveling with a circus. Things might have gone smoothly (at least as smoothly as they did checking into the hotel - I mean, come on!), except the whores became suspicious when the boy showed more interest in his box than theirs - his Xbox, that is. (Wha-at? That's kinda funny.)

Hardy received three years of community service.

Thanks to Confusion & Frustration

© C Harris Lynn, 2008