Is It Really Me!?

I have a nifty new utility here that I wanted to make you aware of:

I can chat with you! Yes, you. I know where you are, what you are doing, why you came, and now I can talk to you! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No really.

I do not linger over it or anything, but I do know which post you are reading, which posts you have read (in a single visit) and all that, so if you see a little box pop-up at the bottom with a chat invitation, it really is me! We don't accept advertising that does stuff like that and I am not going to try to sell you anything or get your e-mail address.

I probably won't ever do it, but today, I saw someone reading about my legal problems and I tried to chat with them to find out if they needed anymore information. They did not respond and soon left the site, so I wondered if they got nervous or thought it was spam or whatever and decided to let you know:

I am omniscient on my blog!

Okay, so that's going a bit overboard, but still...

It really is me!

© C Harris Lynn, 2008