Brit-Brit to Dramatize Breakdown

Britney Spears will allegedly perform a stage show depicting her breakdown in her upcoming Circus tour. According to reports, Britney is "drawing on" her tumultuous life to tell the story of a fallen pop star who runs away to join the circus. The show will be performed in three parts. The tour starts in New Orleans in March 2009 and runs through April.

Britney? Baby. What's all this? Just park your trailer in my yard and let's call it a day.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008