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Friday, October 08, 2010

On The Video Dead - A Review

One character succinctly sums-up the individual viewer of The Video Dead about 15 minutes in when he says, and I quote, "Damn fool! YA DAMN FOOL!"

The Video Dead tries to be Return of the Living Dead Part II, except that its "dark humor" is forced, obvious, and unfunny. The Video Dead actually has some decent zombie visuals and a lumbering, half-lifeless plot, but the whole movie is "cheap" done on the cheap -- this would be the rundown house in Tromaville. This movie is so broke, the family was asked to move from Nilbog!

This flick has no reverence for the genre, no respect for filmmaking, and hates the audience like a drunk hates common sense. The Video Dead raped my dog and followed it home, then date-raped me on my couch. I want the fucking trees in this movie brought-up on charges!

© C Harris Lynn, 2010
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Okay; but how many stars do you give it?