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Friday, May 25, 2007

Upcoming TV Rundown

We discussed a lot of the new seasons' changes, cancellations, and shows in several posts this past month, but I've managed to keep a nice list of some good upcoming TV news to Rundown for you, so here we go. Remember to keep all body parts in the blog at all times.
  • Kelsey Grammer (Frasier, Cheers) returns to TV this Fall on FOX, starring alongside Everybody Loves Raymond castmember, Patricia Heaton, who portray TV newscasters in the new sit-com.
  • Britney Spears allowed herself to be filmed getting a spray tan for a new E! reality TV series that will air Monday in America.
  • America's Got Talent returns Tuesday, with new host, Jerry Springer, and new judge, Sharon Osbourne.
  • Greta Van Susteren interviewed Ozzy Osbourne on his new album, Black Rain, which he says was inspired by a documentary on the bombing of Hiroshima. According to Osbourne, after the bombing, black rain fell, which consisted of human remains. Not knowing this, people ran into the streets to dance in the rain, catching it on their tongues.
  • Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip will run for the next five weeks. This is supposed to be the last episodes of the series, but we here are hoping someone at NBC puts down the spoon and gets off the stripper long enough to realize what a great show this is.
  • Eureka starts June 10th on Sci-Fi.
  • Hex starts June 2nd on BBCA.
  • Who Wants to be a Superhero? returns July 25th to Sci-Fi.
  • There is a Monk marathon this Memorial Day Sunday.
And that there's your TV Rundown for Memorial Day Weekend, 2007.

Well? What did I say about the body parts? I told you that, didn't I?

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