(With apologies to Jell-O)
I have to admit I completely missed the furor over Brit-Brit's body parts this weekend. I had to have a faithful reader (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, lady!) inquire as to why I hadn't written about it earlier to be made aware of the whole thing, but it turns out that Britney Spears apparently flashed the paparazzi at least once, if not twice, this past weekend.
According to Faithful Reader, she got out of a car and her dress hiked up pretty much over her bald head, exposing ass crack for days. But the reports I found were all about little Miss Brit-Brit's nips. At any rate, that's just the salacious part of the story...
The real story is that reports are now being floated about a supposed deal Britney Spears has made with paparazzi, which guarantees them unique and sometimes revealing shots of the former pop princess. She apparently made this last appearance outside a restaurant where Mandy Moore was discussing her new movie to get a little extra - wait for it! - EXPOSURE. AAARRGGGH!
But sources are pointing out how Spears frequently changes clothes while out and about, suggesting that she is giving paparazzi more opportunities to make money by getting unique pictures. Of course, she could just be - here it comes! - titillating (AARRGGH!) the paparazzi to get more pictures of herself out there. Whether or not she is getting paid to give the paparazzi more opportunities to snap photos, it works in her favor no matter how you slice it.
So here's the real story:
The same papers and websites which fell all over one another to rush new nudes of my future ex-wife out into the market are just trying to find something newsworthy in the pictures in order to defend their "need" to publish them.
When it comes to Britney Spears, I say, "More boobs, less 'news'."
I have to admit I completely missed the furor over Brit-Brit's body parts this weekend. I had to have a faithful reader (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, lady!) inquire as to why I hadn't written about it earlier to be made aware of the whole thing, but it turns out that Britney Spears apparently flashed the paparazzi at least once, if not twice, this past weekend.
According to Faithful Reader, she got out of a car and her dress hiked up pretty much over her bald head, exposing ass crack for days. But the reports I found were all about little Miss Brit-Brit's nips. At any rate, that's just the salacious part of the story...
The real story is that reports are now being floated about a supposed deal Britney Spears has made with paparazzi, which guarantees them unique and sometimes revealing shots of the former pop princess. She apparently made this last appearance outside a restaurant where Mandy Moore was discussing her new movie to get a little extra - wait for it! - EXPOSURE. AAARRGGGH!
But sources are pointing out how Spears frequently changes clothes while out and about, suggesting that she is giving paparazzi more opportunities to make money by getting unique pictures. Of course, she could just be - here it comes! - titillating (AARRGGH!) the paparazzi to get more pictures of herself out there. Whether or not she is getting paid to give the paparazzi more opportunities to snap photos, it works in her favor no matter how you slice it.
So here's the real story:
The same papers and websites which fell all over one another to rush new nudes of my future ex-wife out into the market are just trying to find something newsworthy in the pictures in order to defend their "need" to publish them.
When it comes to Britney Spears, I say, "More boobs, less 'news'."
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