https://www.entertainmentearth.com/pjdoorway.asp?source=pjn&subid={subid}&url=hitlist.asp?theme=Game+of+Thrones

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Paris Back in Jail


The LA Sheriff's Department held a news conference earlier this morning and announced that Paris Hilton has been moved from the Twin Towers medical ward in which she was being housed, back to the jail "module" in which she was originally placed. The spokesperson (may have been the Sheriff himself, I am not sure, as I was half-asleep) said she had been moved because her health status was stabilized and she seemed to be doing better.

He also said "module" like 345097128980 times and was very specific about it: "mah-jewel."

Sometimes, a RPG adventure is called a "module." Just, just throwing it out there. It's largely antiquated now, but I digress.

CNN reported that Paris Hilton will spend approximately 80% more time in custody than others who have been similarly charged.

I'm just waiting for the outcry from AL Sharpton or Gloria Allred.

Oh, wait.


No comments: