The Satan Clause

This is the 1666^th post.

Nothing significant about it, aside from the inherent Evil in the number 666. According to the Bible, the number represents The Beast, who is human. It referred to none other than Julius Caesar, the corrupt ruler of Rome at the time it was written. Julius Caesar's full name contained 18 letters, or 6+6+6; it was written thusly by the Christians to avoid persecution by the corrupt law.

Also, I just realized that little bastard who stole my $75 gift card from last Christmas apparently also made off with my Iron Maiden CD...