Non-Smokers Need Not Apply

This one is just fantastic:

A company-owner in Germany fired three non-smoking employees who were petitioning him for a non-smoking workplace. This is a true story! He called them "troublemakers" and said he didn't have time to mess with them.

Further, he said, "Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on."

Reading that brought tears to my eyes...

But I was smoking, so...