Florida officials did release porn auteur, Joe Francis. And Jackass' Steve-O landed in Cedars-Sinai with a felony cocaine charge.
Francis showed up to Panama City court yesterday and accepted a plea-bargain from prosecutors, though both he and his lawyer made it clear that he only did this to remain free and focus on the federal charges, which will hopefully tuck him away for quite some time to come.
Francis said that "Panama City is a corrupt town, run by corrupt officials." He then said the town was filled with "inbreds who are totally corrupt." But this time he managed not to cry.
Francis faced a string of charges, including conspiracy, prostitution, and using minors in a sexual performance. He still faces federal charges across country. If found guilty in that case, Joe Francis faces 10 years in prison.
My suggestion is not to lock him up and throw away the key; lock him up and shove the key about 3' up his ass. Then tell the other inmates where it is.
In closely-related news, former Jackass "star," Steve-O was admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital sometime Sunday. Also facing felony charges, Steve-O's are related to cocaine possession, stemming from a March 3rd arrest.
© C Harris Lynn, 2008
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Steve-O wrote on his MySpace blog Thursday (July 3, 2008) that he is back in rehab. One of the terms of his arrest is for him to successfully complete a rehab program.
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