This dude actually stole my shoes. He walked out of my house in my shoes and I did not even have the presence of mind to think to look down and check his feet.
In my defense however, this is not L.A.. Not only is this not L.A., even if it were L.A., I am not certain I would ever think to check someone's feet to see whose shoes they are wearing. I mean, who even does that!?
Yet, here in Decatur County, TN, it is not only a source of amusement (I am not unaware that it is pretty funny), it comes with the usual, "Well, that's the way we do things in Decatur County."
Exasperating, exhausting, and exactly what I have been telling you!
At any rate, I am unable to work today, as I have no footwear.
© C Harris Lynn, 2008
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