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Saturday, August 02, 2008

Sheriff: Lindsay's 'Gone Gay'

The LA Sheriff's office is taking flack after Chief William Bratton said Lindsay Lohan has "gone gay."

Speaking to the press as to why he does not believe paparazzi should be further restricted, he made the following statement:

If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

Lohan struck back, saying:

Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate.

Lohan's publicist has publicly denied that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are in a sexual relationship, contending the two are just "close friends."

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

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