After the policemen had presented the children with a lengthy discourse as to the dangers of drugs - a heartfelt, tear-jerker of a speech, drumming-home points like "Just say no" and "See this, kids?..." - the naked, young man admitted he had ingested a goodly sum of both marijuana and LSD and thought he was the Terminator. The man was checked into a local hospital. Where they gave him a gown. In which he was carried to jail.
Later, the young man agreed he 'knew The Terminator wasn't real' and could not account for his actions - though he said that part of The Terminator (where Arnold Schwarzenegger is sent back in time and shows up naked, then beats up a big, biker-looking dude and steals his leather) was "like, really cool." He then announced his candidacy for governor.
© C Harris Lynn, 2009
2 comments:
What a jerk. Nice one of the deputy to give the kids a run down on the hazards of taking drugs. he should have tasered the guy some more by highlighting each point to his audience.
See, this, taser, is why you should not take drugs, taser, because drugs are, taser, bad for you.....get my drift :D
Heh. I must admit I took a lot of liberties with that story, Sire. It's all true up to the point where they tasered him then put him in a gown before they carried him to jail. The bit about the kids and the governorship... not so much.
:cD
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