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Friday, July 23, 2010

Darth Vader Robs Bank

Times are tough for everyone, including Sith Lords. Police say a man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a Chase Manhattan bank Thursday. Vader brandished a gun, which he waved around and used to threaten tellers. One customer thought the outfit was a joke and tried talking to the robber, but Vader threw him to the ground. He was the only one hurt.

Darth Vader made a nice score, but police do not know exactly how much he stole. They have no suspects, but say Darth Vader was wearing camouflage pants and a blue cape, in addition to his black helmet.

Death stars are not cheap, folks.

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

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