McDonalds and a Florida school system have teamed-up to reward kids who get good grades with a Happy Meal. Now, we know that a lot of dummies are against this because they hate to reward people. This country is so preoccupied with punishment and negative reinforcement; we're always ready to "teach someone a lesson" and "put them in their place," but never want to reward anyone for doing the right thing. But this is actually not the problem many parents in Seminole, FL have with this program.
Listen to this one:
Some of these morons are campaigning against this community outreach program because Happy Meals are "unhealthy" and "promote obesity." Yeah!
Apparently, these idiots think that a single Happy Meal once every six weeks can be harmful to their children's health and that McDonalds should be reprimanded for pushing this beefy death down their chubby, little throats. In this day and age of Google, Microsoft, and inhuman pharmaceutical corporations, here's an American institution that is reaching out to the community to give something back and make a positive contribution, and they're having to do so over the complaints of horrible, terrible "parents."
And you know these parents are fat-asses; you know the folk who are against this are fat-assed big 'uns with fat-assed kids.
Look, you tubs of lard, just because you are disgusting piles of cellulite with no self-control doesn't mean your children are, and you should be reprimanded for teaching them that they don't have to have self-control when they can blame other factors, people, and situations. Further, not everyone is as mindless as your bloated, idiot children, so why not take some effing responsibility and knock the burger out of your own kid's mouth and let everyone else handle their kids' eating habits?
Fatties!
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