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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Lindsay Lohan's Gay, Too

It's just that kind of night, huh?

Never one to be upstaged, Lindsay Lohan apparently confirmed that she and Samantha Ronson are dating, and have been for "a very long time" when she called-in to syndicated radio show Loveline Monday night to discuss the plane crash involving Travis Barker and DJ AM. Their relationship has been the source of much gossip regarding its nature. Lohan added fuel to these rumors with cryptic messages on her MySpace blog, as well as public statements aimed at her father. Samantha Ronson is apparently related to someone who once slept with someone famous... or something. Oh, and she plays music - not like a musician, but like anyone else does in their car.

Given recent events, The Rundown has officially instituted a Tom Cruise Watch.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the person samantha's related to only won 3 grammies... but you know, whatever....

lindsay and samantha are in love.... glad to see them happy.

Manodogs said...

Ah, Nepotism. I'm related to a guy who used to be governor of the state in which I live - does that make me a politician?

I digress...

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, told E! he does not believe she "fessed-up" to dating Ronson. Admitting hostility toward the latter, he told E! about early-morning calls he gets from his daughter, with Ronson yelling at her to "get off the phone with [her] father" in the background.

Lohan retaliated in an e-mail to Page Six, slamming her father's attempts to control her life.

Manodogs said...

Now they're not gay. Turns out, Samantha Ronson won't even play "gay and lesbian gigs"!

Lindsay is filing a restraining order against her dad.