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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Brit-Brit on Boom-Boom?

Britney Spears finally found the Land o the Living, apparently through some sort of drug or other...

Of course, this is just speculation, but reports have been swirling as to a recent stint in rehab. About the time these reports were being confirmed, Britney went and shaved her head, then got a tattoo or two. All of this in full view of the paparazzi, too!

Now, it seems she's checked herself back into rehab. One golden mane and a couple tats late, but at least she's making the effort.

If you ask me, Britney's minor "breakdown" comes about 3 years late. Had she spat in the wind a few years back, she could have avoided the whole marriage bit, but she might well have ended her own career. That's hard to say, because little Miss Brit-Brit's "career" seems to be over already. 


Let's face it: she was a teen sensation and that was it. She may one day have another hit -- even another hit album -- and she has more than enough money to weather the storm, but with two kids, she's bound to end up doing infomercials or "I Love the 00s" in time. Guest appearances on sit-coms (re: Will & Grace -- which she was surprisingly good on, actually!), SNL, probably Mad TV, and so on are pretty much locked-in for her future, but I think it's great.

No matter what you think about her or her performing, Britney Spears has been put through the effing wringer, and I'm glad she's finally gotten to that point where she just doesn't give a damn. Personally, I think the rehab bit is premature; if whatever dope she's on helped her grow the girly-parts she needed to stand up for herself, then she needs to stay on it long enough that it sinks in!

4 comments:

catlady said...

Well, I think she may as well just get it all over with, buy herself a nice new trailer-house and move in. That's where she's headed - may as well just skip all the in-between bs and do it now. Jeez! She's got enough money to really do something with her life and she spends it getting shit faced and flashing crotch-shots. Poor little Brit!

Manodogs said...

"Getting shit-faced and flashing crotch shots" - you say this like it's a bad thing! Let's face it, she's about 3 years from a Playboy spread (don't you love that phrase?) anyway, so a few freebies here and there serve to whet our appetite.

She done checked herself out of rehab today. In total, she's checked into two rehabs and spent exactly as many days in them...

Technically, she's only 3 Jell-O shots away from being my next conquest. She's even got the illegitimate kids! Take away the fame and money, and no one would doubt that I'd dated her.

catlady said...

LMAO! Well, she could sure do worse - hell, she's already done much, much worse - than you, MD. At least you would lend a little (badly-needed) class to her act!

Manodogs said...

Aww, how sweet of you to say so! Completely untrue, but sweet.

At any rate, a little class isn't what I'd like to give her.

:cx

I'm just saying...