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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Lindsay Won't Face Felony Charges

Little Miss Lindsay Lohan is yet to be the felonious little Miss Lohan. News came earlier that the budding (er, bud-smoking) young starlet has been charged with seven misdemeanors, including DUI and being under the influence of cocaine. No felony charges have been filed.

Some reports indicate that there may be a plea bargain on the table that will be announced later today or this week. Lohan's current whereabouts are unknown, largely because there is so much shit in my bedroom closet that I... um, I mean, because she is supposedly undergoing yet another round o' rehab at an unknown location.

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