Everyone has heard of the Swiss Army Knife, but have you heard of Swiss Army luggage? Neither had I until now.
Not only does Swiss Army luggage carry your clothes and travel gear, it folds out to reveal a full-range stove (with oven!), the zipper transforms into a combination spatula/ladle/slotted spoon/drainer, the top becomes an ironing board (with iron!), and there's a mini-bar inside so you don't have to spend money on the hotel's!
Alright, I'm lying. But Swiss Army luggage is nice, utilitarian and fashionable, and available for a great price by following the link above!