The Sheriff's Role in the Hiltonian Debacle

A few minutes ago, the sheriff's department handcuffed Paris Hilton and took her to the courthouse. She managed to sneak inside without being detected by the media outlets, who had kept the cruiser bearing her in tight focus the entire trip. Paris has pulled so many magic tricks this week that Criss Angel is getting nervous.

At any rate, we're learning more and more about the interdepartmental politics which have propelled this thing into a downward spiral, and you're just not going to believe this:

According to several sources now, it is being reported that the sheriff's department flat-out refused to pick up Paris Hilton and bring her to court earlier. This is the second time the sheriff has refused to comply with the judge's orders. The first time was when he let Paris Hilton out of jail after she'd only served 2 days (or 3 or 5, depending upon whom you listen to) of her 45 or 23 day sentence. I told you earlier how it was being reported that there has been a tug-o-war between the two departments for over a decade now.

Experts are split as to whom is going to win-out in this tete-a-tete. While the sheriff does have jurisdiction over how the jail is run, he effectively negated the judge's sentencing by letting Paris out early and putting her on house arrest. Especially since the judge's original sentence specifically stated she could not bargain for house arrest.

Now it's looking as though Paris is merely a pawn in this power struggle, but not so fast. Like I said before and will continue to repeat, Paris was made an example of and that is wrong. She got the book thrown at her by an overzealous judge who wanted to make a point and that is a miscarriage of justice, no doubt. That being said, Paris apparently kept pushing the "Medical Emergency" button in her "special needs" cell. She was crying, complained about the quality of the food, said it was too cold, was denied an extra blanket, refused to eat, and claimed she could not sleep. Her personal psychiatrist - the same one who worked for Michael Jackson, by the way - came in and told the police she was "on the verge of a nervous breakdown." This prompted the police to set her free.

This was obviously a fit thrown by a spoiled, little rich girl. And she got what she wanted.

So, while Paris may be something of a pawn in the struggle between the sheriff and the judge, she definitely deserves to have her bony, ugly butt thrown back in the slammer. It's too bad she was chosen to be made an example of, but had she taken it on the chin (so to speak) instead of throwing her little fit, by now, people would most likely be realizing that she was made an example of and actually be in her corner!

But Paris Hilton gets her way everytime, all the time, you poor, broke bitches. Like, duh.