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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Thank God for Paris

Don't ask me why or how, but Paris Hilton is already making international headlines for "doing well" in jail. Um, didn't she just go in there? I think she did. I just said the other day how I was tired of hearing about her, but it's inevitable. I mean, international headlines!

Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum dressed up their Paris Hilton mannequin in a black and white pinstripe outfit. Honestly, the world-famous wax museum can mock her as long as it pleases because they have to own-up to the fact that they even have a Paris Hilton wax mannequin! And the tabloids have to do the same. These people are profiting off her celebrity and it's the same old story: they created her to destroy her and now they'll move on to the next young victim, whom they'll raise up just to tear down.

But a lot of people are saying that this little prison stint will actually boost her "career." Hang on: what exactly does she do again? What is this "career" she's got going? She's already got a book deal when she gets out! WHY?! I was shocked to learn she can read, much less write!

The whole thing's just ridiculous. But thank God for Paris; so long as she's around, there's never a slow news day.


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