What a Dick

Andy Dick has been arrested again.

This time, the ostentatious "comedian" was identified by a 17-year old girl and another witness who as being the person who urinated outside a California bar and then pulled down her shirt and bra, exposing her breasts. I have no idea what a 17-year old girl was doing, hanging-around outside a bar at 1:13am, and since she wasn't brutalized, I'm of a mind to think she should probably learn a lesson from this, but Andy Dick is aptly named.

He has become more well-known for his outlandish behavior than his comedic performances, which include starring roles in two network sit-coms. Dick was arrested for crashing his car into a lightpole nearly ten years ago, and cited in Ohio for public urination.

Dick was jailed in French Valley for felony possession (Xanax), misdemeanor possession (pot), and misdemeanor sexual battery.

But the last charge really should be dropped; kids today develop faster than kids used to and any 17-year old hanging around outside a bar at 1:13 in the morning is damn well looking to get groped... wha-at? Well, either that or she's so flipping naive that at least this time it didn't go any further and she'll figure out she'd best change her lounging habits!

© C Harris Lynn, 2008