I honestly have no idea who this chick is, nor do I care. I know she plays the title character for a Disney show called Hannah Montana. I also know her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus, a one-hit wonder whose song, Achy Breaky Heart, set-off a nationwide dancing plague which persists to this day. I believe it is called the "two-step." It is most prevalent in bars filled with drunken, idiotic chicks who will
As Billy Ray Cyrus continues to release plagues upon the world at-large, it is The Weirding's official position that he should be put-down, or at least isolated from humanity until his time on this earth is expired.
© C Harris Lynn, 2008