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Friday, June 29, 2007

Looking for the Strings

Okay, I know this happened Wednesday and all, and I tried to watch it, I really did, but Paris on Larry King Live was like the worst episode of The Muppets I have ever seen. It was like an animatronic breakdown at Disney World or something. I really kept expecting Steven Spielberg or someone to yell, "Cut!" and have all the SFX crew run out and reset everything.

Paris Hilton didn't say anything worth hearing (shock and awe!) and was bleakly haughty and bored throughout the entire thing. She read some really insipid "personal musings" which were like... it was hard to believe that she thought they were somehow important or groundbreaking or proof that she really had independent thought or anything. Then she claimed she had never done any drugs, ever (even though there are tapes of her smoking pot and being surrounded by cocaine)... then she couldn't think of even one quote from her favorite book, The Holy Bible, which she claimed to have read everyday in jail...

The whole thing was as pointless and boring as Paris, herself.

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