Actually, Britney Spears won three VMA Moonwalker trophies, including one for best video of the year. Perhaps not ironically, they were for a single entitled Piece of Me. The piece can be seen on most celebrity gossip sites.
Kanye West performed but walked away empty-handed once again. So far, he has not bitched and whined about it... so far.
© C Harris Lynn, 2008
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Leave it to the Brits to tell the whole story:
Apparently, host Russell Brand angered some of the hoity-toity, little "celebs" with his teasing of the Jonas Brothers. I have absolutely no idea who these little sissies are, nor do I care, but - get this: they wear chastity rings and are the sons of a pastor... and obviously cannot take a joke.
Someone named Jordin Sparks got onto him for it and Brand apologized. I would have said, "I can't believe I'm being chastised by someone I've never heard of whose parents couldn't spell 'Jordan.' Shut up, bitch."
Let me remind you nothing nobodies of something real quick: 10 years from now, everyone will be just like me and when your names are mentioned, they'll go, "Who?" You will be damned lucky to get a spot on some insipid VH1 reality show and you can only hope it isn't Celebrity Rehab. In the meantime, stfu and enjoy the ride.
Remember when that hack, what's his name? The one who married Madonna - Sean Penn! Remember when Sean Penn was all indignant over something Chris Rock said at the Academy Awards that year? "He's one of the finest young actors of our generation, that's who he is."
STFU.
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